Following on from yesterday's post here is our late Summer competition. Perfect for getting those creative juices flowing after a long and indulgent holiday.
Please write a short piece of prose (100 words max), or a poem (16 lines max), which includes the following words, all chosen because of the frequency of their entry into search engines:
naked
Pitt
babe
tartan
Hilton
terror
ranch
ball
jihad
weather
Closing date for entries is Friday 2 September. Good luck!

Naked his head but sexy with it according to my wife
Pitt the Younger was a book he wrote
Babe was not how he referred to his Great Leader
Tartan would never have been seen in such numbers in his Cabinet
Hilton Hotel has more style but he is more popular as 'man of the people'
Terror crossed his face under the baseball cap as the log plunged down the water chute
Ranch visits would have been fun as he bikes like Bush
Ball on terrorism would not have been dropped
Jihad would have been declared on him
Weather might even have been sunnier under his leadership
Who is he? (William Hague)
Posted by: Dave t | August 25, 2005 at 11:05 AM
My contribution to this competition is on my blog at the above link.
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | August 25, 2005 at 12:30 PM
Back from “The Ranch” he stood there, naked. The Pitt. Known simply as Brad to his friends. He stood ominously, well for a naked man, and watched a babe walked past, but this was Paris and she didn’t take much notice. She had her eye on her new tartan jacket, was that a stain?. In the background some TV report echoed about the Jihad and some or other new terror thingy. The Pitt scratched his ball and looked up. There might be some weather today he thought.
Posted by: Leslie Godwin | August 26, 2005 at 01:52 PM
We Dadaists have it the easiest:
"Weather"
A naked Pitt babe
on Hilton tartan;
terror ranch,
ball jihad!
Posted by: lemuel | August 26, 2005 at 08:42 PM
Here you go.
The Pitt-Hilton ranch was on the ball. Terror, in the form of a jihad directed at the world's favourite babe, had coloured even the weather. Naked she stood, save for her tartan scarf, defying public opinion. This was just the beginning, her stance proclaimed.
Posted by: macdo10 | August 31, 2005 at 04:23 AM