The FSA, hot on the heels of its decision to make Stilton salt-free has now turned its attention to Haggis, claiming that it contains too much salt.
But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll make it whissle;
An legs an arms, an heads will sned,
Like taps o thrissle.
The Scottish Executive wants to prevent primary schoolchildren from eating haggis more than once a week. Has the world gone mad?
Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!
Update: Welcome to the readers of the Corner, and greetings to that fine haggis-fed rustic, Iain Murray. A director of MacSweens, the family company at the centre of this story of over-bearing bureaucrats and mind-numbing regulation, Jo MacSween had this to say in today's Herald story - it sums up much of what is wrong with government policy generally:
It is not really the business of the FSA to be trying to get us to change our recipes. The business of government is not to interfere with producers, but to educate the public.
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